Another Saturday Night...
and i aint got nobody... well i have a lotta friends by way of the Q-clan who are almost as cool as my family. By the way thats a Cat Stevens (now Yusuf Islam) song 'Another Saturday Night'.
Anyways, so Sarah tells me to meet them at YukYuks at 7pm. That sounds so early but later on i checked the showtimes and it said the show starts at 730. so i was like dammit i really have to be there at 7. The problem was i already told a coworker id meet him at work to get him in. This guy tells me he'd call me at 3.. which he does, but then he has to wait for his bro to come back with the car. I wait til 430.. again he calls and still no ride. So at 5 he calls and now im running outta time since work is about 30 min drive. I was stuck in that stupid time period where if i go to work, i actually have to go straight downtown (where YukYuks is). As opposed to going to work, doing some shit, then going home and getting ready for some big pimpin (you know how i do).
Anyways, so i kinda get ready and its already 530 when i leave.. so i call him and buddy says are you there and im like im on my way and he says hes on his way and AS A JOKE im like we'll both end up there at 6pm. So 545 i get to work (there was like no traffiq) and i call him and hes like 'you said to meet at 6' and i was like i was JUST SAYIN'.
by the way the battery on my cellie decided to have no juice left but i have this handy car charger. so i plug it in and wait in the parking lot at work with the car on. because it doesnt work with the car off. so i wait.. til 605. mofo was 5 mins late. not that i care but still its something to complain about. we go into work and try to work out the timing for me to be downtown by 7. we quickly realise thats not happening since its 630 but im like i guess technically i have til 730. he needed gas and we both were hungry... so we planned on me grabbing some BK while he gets gas. then we'd park at fairview mall and he'd drop me off since he hadda be downtown too.
we get back to the parking lot and i cant find my keys. then i look at the ignition and theres my dangly keys in the ignition. this is when i yell a big FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*K. and no, i didnt say FUNK.
So now the plans change. I dont have CAA but i have this ghetto thing through telus, but i didnt feel like using it. So both of us decide to go on a mission and he drives me all the way back to my house so i could grab my spare key and then he drove me back. Good guy, and all it cost me was two whoppers.
im obviously beyond late for YukYuks but i drive down anyways. i get to Yuks and the dude at the door is like $17. by this time its 830.. im like how much time is left and he says 40 mins. $17 for 40 mins.. are you mad. he says its all computerized and cant cut me a deal.. usual BS. im like 10 of my friends just spent $17 to get in mofo, like itll kill you to let me in to hear the last shitty comedian. ofcourse i didnt say that but i sure thought it. part of me was like well its Sarah's bday shindig and i should dish it out for her but then i was like i could easily spend that dough on lunch with her at Milesrones or Jack Astors or something. Anything but loseroid YukYuks.
So i wait for them to get out and im pretty much frozen bc it was kinda chilly out. but eventually they got out and we all went looking for a place to eat. we hit up a milestones in the middle of the clubbing district so i know fo sho we aint gonna get a seat for like 2 hours, but they tried anyways and then i laughed at them for even trying. then we tried Montana's but the loseroid door guy wasnt letting Ameena and Haider in.. not because they werent old enough but because Montana's is RACIST. well thats not why but the real reason was equally stupid but i wont get into that.
We head down to Penelopes.. some greek food place that the Q-clan said was hype. i had my doubt when the guy there is like we close in an hour. So? plus i saw one of the cooks eating his dinner in the dining room. not to be racist myself but i find it kinda funny that the cooks at a GREEK restaurant are tamil. just saying.
anyways, the food was good sorta but i prefer my Friendly Greek down in scarlem. Sarah didnt eat her food and Zafar got TWO shrimps in his shrimp salad. how ghetto is that? i ordered brushcetta bc i wasnt all that hungry. it was good but the bread was a pita.. i prefer real bread. sorry to complain so much but ya.. thats how i do. BOOYA
we end up walking off whatever food we ate as you circled toronto looking for a place to chill. this young desi dude tells me we can get into his club for free.. and that its packed. so we walk in and they are playing Britney and its not close to full and the people that are in there are soooo weird looking and old. so we leave and walk around toronto some more. then we go into another place and the musiq was good but not much of a crowd either but it was aiight since we were all chilling with each other.
the night ended at a timmies and we all joked and laughed and talked about how much we love our own bathrooms.
Anyways, so Sarah tells me to meet them at YukYuks at 7pm. That sounds so early but later on i checked the showtimes and it said the show starts at 730. so i was like dammit i really have to be there at 7. The problem was i already told a coworker id meet him at work to get him in. This guy tells me he'd call me at 3.. which he does, but then he has to wait for his bro to come back with the car. I wait til 430.. again he calls and still no ride. So at 5 he calls and now im running outta time since work is about 30 min drive. I was stuck in that stupid time period where if i go to work, i actually have to go straight downtown (where YukYuks is). As opposed to going to work, doing some shit, then going home and getting ready for some big pimpin (you know how i do).
Anyways, so i kinda get ready and its already 530 when i leave.. so i call him and buddy says are you there and im like im on my way and he says hes on his way and AS A JOKE im like we'll both end up there at 6pm. So 545 i get to work (there was like no traffiq) and i call him and hes like 'you said to meet at 6' and i was like i was JUST SAYIN'.
by the way the battery on my cellie decided to have no juice left but i have this handy car charger. so i plug it in and wait in the parking lot at work with the car on. because it doesnt work with the car off. so i wait.. til 605. mofo was 5 mins late. not that i care but still its something to complain about. we go into work and try to work out the timing for me to be downtown by 7. we quickly realise thats not happening since its 630 but im like i guess technically i have til 730. he needed gas and we both were hungry... so we planned on me grabbing some BK while he gets gas. then we'd park at fairview mall and he'd drop me off since he hadda be downtown too.
we get back to the parking lot and i cant find my keys. then i look at the ignition and theres my dangly keys in the ignition. this is when i yell a big FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*K. and no, i didnt say FUNK.
So now the plans change. I dont have CAA but i have this ghetto thing through telus, but i didnt feel like using it. So both of us decide to go on a mission and he drives me all the way back to my house so i could grab my spare key and then he drove me back. Good guy, and all it cost me was two whoppers.
im obviously beyond late for YukYuks but i drive down anyways. i get to Yuks and the dude at the door is like $17. by this time its 830.. im like how much time is left and he says 40 mins. $17 for 40 mins.. are you mad. he says its all computerized and cant cut me a deal.. usual BS. im like 10 of my friends just spent $17 to get in mofo, like itll kill you to let me in to hear the last shitty comedian. ofcourse i didnt say that but i sure thought it. part of me was like well its Sarah's bday shindig and i should dish it out for her but then i was like i could easily spend that dough on lunch with her at Milesrones or Jack Astors or something. Anything but loseroid YukYuks.
So i wait for them to get out and im pretty much frozen bc it was kinda chilly out. but eventually they got out and we all went looking for a place to eat. we hit up a milestones in the middle of the clubbing district so i know fo sho we aint gonna get a seat for like 2 hours, but they tried anyways and then i laughed at them for even trying. then we tried Montana's but the loseroid door guy wasnt letting Ameena and Haider in.. not because they werent old enough but because Montana's is RACIST. well thats not why but the real reason was equally stupid but i wont get into that.
We head down to Penelopes.. some greek food place that the Q-clan said was hype. i had my doubt when the guy there is like we close in an hour. So? plus i saw one of the cooks eating his dinner in the dining room. not to be racist myself but i find it kinda funny that the cooks at a GREEK restaurant are tamil. just saying.
anyways, the food was good sorta but i prefer my Friendly Greek down in scarlem. Sarah didnt eat her food and Zafar got TWO shrimps in his shrimp salad. how ghetto is that? i ordered brushcetta bc i wasnt all that hungry. it was good but the bread was a pita.. i prefer real bread. sorry to complain so much but ya.. thats how i do. BOOYA
we end up walking off whatever food we ate as you circled toronto looking for a place to chill. this young desi dude tells me we can get into his club for free.. and that its packed. so we walk in and they are playing Britney and its not close to full and the people that are in there are soooo weird looking and old. so we leave and walk around toronto some more. then we go into another place and the musiq was good but not much of a crowd either but it was aiight since we were all chilling with each other.
the night ended at a timmies and we all joked and laughed and talked about how much we love our own bathrooms.
posted by Unknown at 1:56 PM
5 Comments:
Oh wow! Impressive! You actually after 50 years not not writting anything on this blog update it and a crazy long one too. About my b day! aww iqbal ur so sweet lol.
Im glad u had fun... ofcourse minus the whole yuks thing and u freezing ur butt off. but thats ok... u can afford to ..... im sorry im not ganna continue that comment. lol!
Moving along! So bathroom eh. While i was gone... you guys talked about love of bathroom??? Nice! lol. Zaffar started it didnt he. lol.
Anyhow ... cool!!! C ya!
oh my god! you actually blogged! and about last night. Dude, D.N.A was AWESOME. the 35 to 40 year old crowd. they looked as amused to see us as we were to see them. then the dude with the handlebar mouchtach? that was scary.
16 dollar salad!!!
new blog already.
i didnt read that, but it looked long enough to be boring.
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maybe you should actually blog sometime loser. u know what u are? pa-thet-iQ
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