Tagged
I've been tagged. Not the kind of tagged like that guy in the commercial that sprays 'Tag' body spray on him and all the hunnies jump him. I mean that happens to me all the time too but this isnt one of those times.
Anyways, here we go. I know its chain mail-ish and Sarah knows how much i love chain mail. but it isnt chain mail because its a blog and thus its okay, i didnt email you crap, you came here to read my crap. but its not crap so even better. Here we go...
“The rules are: The first player of this game started with the topic "Five Weird Habits of Yourself," and then tagged 5 people, who then had to write an entry about their five quirky little habits, as well as state the rules of this game clearly, and then list the next 5 people they wanted to tag.”
1. WWE (formerly known as WWF) - i'm one of the few educated, non-redneck, non-illiterate, non-whitetrash, non-fob people that watch wrestling. i know its fake. not sure why people would ever tell me that. guess what, everything on tv is fake: ER, CSI, and sorry to break it to you all 'reality' shows are too. i realise in the WWE there are musclular men greased up wearing almost nothing, and im not even close to being gay, but i still think its ammusing to watch them beat other other up and all the story lines.
2. msn - im addiqted. there i admit it. do i have friends? do i have a life? im on msn all day and usually before i go to bed too. but other than that i have friends and life
3. iqisms - i iqatize anything that i can. if there is a 'ick' or 'ex' or anything, i iqatize it. like i did with the word addiqted. not sure why i do it. oh wait i remember, its because my name was sorta awkward growing up because whitey would call me ickball (or dickball, stickyballs, itchyballs, etc etc you get the point) and pakis would call me one-hair. so i got tired of that shit so i started iqatizing everything and now i feel better.
4. Shower and Q-tips - i have to shower every morning, usually a overly long shower where i dont think and just waste hot water. after i shower i gotta clean my ears. i know Q-tips just push stuff further into my ears. but it feels good. if i dont shower in the morning and clean my ears i cant function.
5. Fake road rage - there are a ton of insanely dumb people driving that have no business having a drivers licence. apparently its not a requirment to look where you are going anymore. so to those people i will cuss at them. im not actually mad and it takes about 5 seconds for me to get over the fact that they are stupid. in that 5 seconds i manage to tell whoever is fortunate to sit in the passenger seat how id like to take a shot gun and blow the hole into the engine of the persons car.
the people i chose are.
sarah [write five other ones, you know you got more to write]
fny21
i dont know anyone else that uses blogspot. so if you come across this post and wanna be tagged than youre it, so write something in your blog and let me know.
peace out
iq
Anyways, here we go. I know its chain mail-ish and Sarah knows how much i love chain mail. but it isnt chain mail because its a blog and thus its okay, i didnt email you crap, you came here to read my crap. but its not crap so even better. Here we go...
“The rules are: The first player of this game started with the topic "Five Weird Habits of Yourself," and then tagged 5 people, who then had to write an entry about their five quirky little habits, as well as state the rules of this game clearly, and then list the next 5 people they wanted to tag.”
1. WWE (formerly known as WWF) - i'm one of the few educated, non-redneck, non-illiterate, non-whitetrash, non-fob people that watch wrestling. i know its fake. not sure why people would ever tell me that. guess what, everything on tv is fake: ER, CSI, and sorry to break it to you all 'reality' shows are too. i realise in the WWE there are musclular men greased up wearing almost nothing, and im not even close to being gay, but i still think its ammusing to watch them beat other other up and all the story lines.
2. msn - im addiqted. there i admit it. do i have friends? do i have a life? im on msn all day and usually before i go to bed too. but other than that i have friends and life
3. iqisms - i iqatize anything that i can. if there is a 'ick' or 'ex' or anything, i iqatize it. like i did with the word addiqted. not sure why i do it. oh wait i remember, its because my name was sorta awkward growing up because whitey would call me ickball (or dickball, stickyballs, itchyballs, etc etc you get the point) and pakis would call me one-hair. so i got tired of that shit so i started iqatizing everything and now i feel better.
4. Shower and Q-tips - i have to shower every morning, usually a overly long shower where i dont think and just waste hot water. after i shower i gotta clean my ears. i know Q-tips just push stuff further into my ears. but it feels good. if i dont shower in the morning and clean my ears i cant function.
5. Fake road rage - there are a ton of insanely dumb people driving that have no business having a drivers licence. apparently its not a requirment to look where you are going anymore. so to those people i will cuss at them. im not actually mad and it takes about 5 seconds for me to get over the fact that they are stupid. in that 5 seconds i manage to tell whoever is fortunate to sit in the passenger seat how id like to take a shot gun and blow the hole into the engine of the persons car.
the people i chose are.
sarah [write five other ones, you know you got more to write]
fny21
i dont know anyone else that uses blogspot. so if you come across this post and wanna be tagged than youre it, so write something in your blog and let me know.
peace out
iq
posted by Unknown at 5:32 PM
3 Comments:
sometimes, i hate you. okay, not sometimes, usually.
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lol Great! Thanx for re-tagging me. Punk! lol. I guess I'm ganna have to think of 5 new ones. Damn u! lol. Gives me something to do while im on vacation.
Merry christmas superstar. and Happy New Yearr!! (in case i dont get a chance to call you =) )
Lata!!
you are soo messed up. i like the nicknames. while peopel do come up with better nicknames that brown people. we just pass them down the generations.
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